"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything." -Kurt Vonnegut
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: fonik)
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holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
Oh my god hold me this is scary shit
…No words.
They have to kill it with fire. Oh my god.
Someone tell me this is bullshit
Because if there really is a zombie apocalypse I have to start getting prepared again
Don’t worry, it’s all pretend. Don’t worry guys
(Source: c0nfirm3d)
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
YES
Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
WHY WHAT HOW WHERE WHEN STOP
(Source: nosdrinker)
Blood slicked the concrete floor. The room was littered with bodies. In a voice and temperament not entirely your own you ask “what did you do?” a reply: “i did the mash. the monster mash” the monster mash? “it was a graveyard smash”
MARRY ME.
WHAT
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